On Demand...

Im really madd right now at the state of things. Men have completely lost all their common sense and decency. Ok, maybe not all men but a good plenty! Now i know we in a recession but theres no shortage of booty, so why are men more savage and hungrier now than they have been in the past years? I knew chivalry was a lost art but damn! At least the last 2 guys i met have not wasted a minute of time in telling me striaght out "I want to have sex with you". I guess they call themselve being decent in saying sex and not fuck. Now my taste in men hasnt changed and my standards have only gotten higher so this new boldness needs some explaining. This is completely unacceptable, just because this is the year for not playing any games doesn't mean you don't have to play the game! Get it! Now fellas if you didn't know, let me drop this bit of science on you.... A woman (key word WOMAN) knows within the first 5 minutes of talking to a man whether or not she will sleep with him... from that point on its just a matter of a man playing his cards right and waiting. The safest and quickest way to go is shutting the hell up and smiling. But some of you men feel the need to show the fuck out and what not... so you end up saying or doing something so stupid that if a woman was to overlook the bullshit she couldnt live with herself the morning after sleeping with you....so you end up getting NO love! On the flip side you got the men that have too much swagg and dont know how to act so they come directly out of face and ruining the whole vibe and all chances of an amicable hookup... For example, im sitting here like ok brown sugar is looking like whats up and i can definitely see myself wrapped up in a sweaty dark a bis with this all night problem solver, muscles check, teeth check, nice hands n feet check, and he smells like Usher. (oh boy!) So im so ready and willing, all i need is a reason ( you know the drill ladies) dinner and a movie will do and i can blame it on the alcohol later! LMAO He says "So your kitty looks real fat and can i find out?" Oh NO he didnt! He a damn fool and a disrespectful one at that. Shit! and i was looking foward to climbing that mountian. He has single handedly upset the universe with his bullshit. Guys It's ok to think it, but letting it fly boldly out your mouth? What part of the game is that? Dont mistake flirting for an invitation to be nasty, Its a major turn off and a deal breaker! If you cant flirt tastefully and discretely then you must be slow or commonly involved with a loose class of women. Ofcourse I would like to have men stick out their tongue and put on a show, but I know there is a better way of getting the info I seek than to ask! Its tacky and rude. In this mutual decision there must always be respect for each other, no matter how high the hormones flair. Its that simple. Since women know if they want to hook up with a guy in the first 5 minutes of knowing him, all he needs to do is be the prince charming she wants him to be for a limited time so that in the morning we dont feel some kinda way. There's no shortage of buddy so women shouldn't settle for a bold disrespectful one. We can cut to the chase because were dealing with grown folk biz, but fellas show some tackfulness please, it even makes you appear more attractive! After the workout we can take it anywhere from there, but atleast we got the sexual tension out the air. So if everyone follows protocal, the guy gets what he originally wanted ( no questions asked), and the woman gets want she originally wanted too (without the hoochie guilt), there's just some minor details in the middle that got to work out first, but nothing we havent been doing for generations so get over it. It has to be under the right conditions for it to be worth while. I guess the problem is that men are getting too lazy to follow the unwritten rules, and some women are actually giving up the goods on demand, which is incouraging these men to continue this ludacris behavior. Im not with it, and because of this nonsense I have had to shut a few good men down.... I do what i want on my own terms not on demand!
This mess got me feeling like there's some niggas that still own me sex!!!