Something Like a Phenomenon

So im sittin in the student cafe minding my own biz, when I cant help but over hear a group of about 10 young brothers discuss their sexual escapades right next to me. Their conversation had some serious points, like what you should do if you get burned ( contract an std), but most of the talk was just crackin jokes and talking about sex bloopers. I couldnt help but bust out laughing when one guy started screeming "I need a medic! I need a medic! and somebody get me a fuckin cup of cold water!!!" That was his demonstration of what a guys is suppose to do if he gets burned. Really? I still dont know what the cup of cold water is suppose to do for him but ok. LMAO Althought its was over the top atleast these young guys know they have to immediately seek medical attention. After that I tried to tune out to give them some sort of privacy and finish my work. The next think that caught my ear was one guy talking about how he couldnt get it up...I had to listen to this part. All of these guys couldnt be more than 21 years old, all babies! Apparently it was a common issues that the whole group could identify with because they all broke out in personal testimonies and tips! Hot Mess! One guy i could understand because the young bird suckin him off bit the crap out his buddy, so he couldnt get it up after that, but the other guys couldnt explain their failure to launch. This one guy, call him Zack, he said he started making up lame excuses while still on top the girl. "did you hear that?, I know i heard something!" or "Damn! I cant do it with the tv on, its distracting me." Im like word, are you serious? Now Zack is a little cutie pie, I'd put him in my youth program fast! He's about 6'2, medium build, light skin and sea sick waves. Look like he play b-ball and xbox all day while listen to kanye. No facial hair. lol I hope he knows he's in his fuckin prime! So I cant see him fuckin with an unattractive girl. So why is it that he couldnt get it up... Perhaps he was just nervous to get with the girl, but thats a bullshit excuse! His boy was like "you gotta put on a porn!" Now this is where it hits home. About some time ago... I said to myself "Self, he's been chasing your fine ass for a good 3 years now, and he always holds you down, gon give some!" So like always when we finished our date he would say you coming over, i'd laugh and say take me home! Not this time! We made plans to go out about 3 days in advance and it was agreed that i was going to "spend the night". In hind sight im wondering if he thought i actually meant sleep? That night was beautiful up untill the lights went out. Dinner wonderful, double date at the movies cool, car ride home smooth. We get all kissy and touchy, he's a guru with his hands, Im working mines, he's rock, im ready, and......... NOTHING!
Can you explain what just happened? Its something like a phenomenon? Dont even go there! I already checked myself...I was fucking radiant that night! I looked like a Movie Star, a million bucks, I smelled like Channel and dammit I tasted like peaches! I know for a fact I was on point! A smooth chocolate bodied sensation in lace. Real Talk! That being said.... Now explain to me why young to grown men fail under due pressure?